Where the smart people are.....

So sometimes i look around myself and think "Gee, everyone around here looks half retarded". A wise man I met once told me that they look half retarded because they are. just think about it. Think of the most average person you know.......now that you have that person in mind, think half of the world is dumber than that. Astounding isn't it?

At the same time you must consider that half of the world is also smarter than that average joe. So my question: Where are all these "smart" people?

After lots of hours of trying to prove the thesis "smart people do not exist" i have finally been able to reject the null hypothesis, with the following data:

1) They are not at pizza hut, because my order is always wrong.
2) They are not at Wal-mart, because they can't figure out how to take off my coupon.
3) They are not at the pharmacy, because they cannot figure out my insurance card.
4) They are not at McDonalds, because they think that "a lot" of honey means 3.
5) They are not patients at the ER, because they shoot themselves with BB guns.

I know, I know....the suspense is killing you.....where are they???? Well, now that you have the point i will leave out the other places they are not......


Drum Roll please......................................

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They ARE at the Puffs Plus Tissue (I had kleenex there, but then i realized that kleenex is a brand....therefore i have begun to act like the dumb people) factory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After dealing with the people at the ER, where once again, they are not...I have gotten the worst cold, sinus infection, and ear infection which was horrible. But looking on the bright side of things as i always do, this has brought me to discover the new Puffs Plus with Vick's Tissues.

So in conclusion, since only a real genius could have invented Puffs Plus with Vicks, I am rejecting the null hypothesis that there are no smart people in the world. Therefore, smart people can be found at the Puffs Plus Tissue factory :)